"Lift Barbells for Strength, Slay Ass for Conditioning"

That's how we do it here at Greyskull. A must have for the modern Viking. Click Image for Detail.

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"Greyskull Prison Rape Tee"

The shirt says it all. This is why Bony isn't all that strong, he is not concerned about this sort of thing.

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"Greyskull Barbell Club Original Logo Tee"

This is it, the original. The sweat and chalk featured on the jerk's shirt to the left is optional and can be requested on the order form.

Hanes Beefy Tee, features the "One Percenter" Diamond Logo on the front chest, and the full Club Patch on the back.

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"Greyskull Barbell Club Women's Wreath Tank"

This lightweight bella spring/summer tank is all the rage with our Gorgeous Ladies of Greyskull this year. Bonita (pictured, Bony's tranny persona) loves this design and the way it accentuates his/her "lovely tranny lumps" (I don't know where he pulls this crap from, his parents are really normal people).
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"CrossFit Greyskull Black Women's Tank"

Do not let the name of this tank fool you. It is not solely for black women. As evidenced by the picture of Bonita sunning him/herself on the hood of a sweet, sweet ride, it is not even just for women, trannies love it too. I will however say that this IS a women's shirt, and that if you have male equipment and plan on ordering it to wear as "a beater" that you just suck and should save your money to use on hairgel or "Inches" magazine. Sizes limited, last of an era.

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"CrossFit Greyskull Pink Original Logo Women's Tank"

This is it. Our classic women's CrossFit design. This is a good tank to wear while eating and lifting heavy weights, two things that Greyskull female athletes like to do in order to build the curvaceous and strong physiques that they are famous for. Adherance to ridiculously low caloric diets, and doing an absurd amount of metcon in an effort to lose all of your woman parts and show us all those lovely ribs in this shirt will cause it to secrete a poisonous substance and kill you, which would be ok, because if you were like that then you'd need killin'. Sizes very limited.

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"CrossFit Greyskull Original Logo Pink Tee"

The original cap sleeved bella tee. If you're a female you need this shirt. It's the law.

(Note: this picture wasn't posed, I happened upon Bonita napping in the tire while dreaming of making out with Lebron James.)

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"CrossFit Greyskull Black Original Logo Tee"

Just like the pink one, only black.

That's all I got. The picture is enough.

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